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Harmonizer is the fourth studio album by Norwegian futurepop band Apoptygma Berzerk. It was released on 25 February 2002 on Metropolis Records and WEA International.
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The Aubad is a 50,000-square-metre (12-acre) man-made lake in Tulln on the Danube, Austria. It is the centerpiece of a recreational park (Erholungspark) that includes facilities for swimming, as well as a 10-hectare (25-acre) area for sport and leisure activities—such as soccer, volleyball, baseball and basketball—and 15 hectares of woodland. The lake and park are popular summertime resorts for both townspeople and tourists.
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