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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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A bioassay is an analytical method to determine the potency or effect of a substance by its effect on living animals or plants, or on living cells or tissues. A bioassay can be either quantal or quantitative, direct or indirect. If the measured response is binary, the assay is quantal; if not, it is quantitative.
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