{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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